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Simple games. One button. Endless frustration. Totally free.

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Perfect Alignment
Drop tiles on top of each other as precisely as you can. Miss the edge and it chips away. How high can you stack?
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It's Definitely Not Stonkers! is a collection of simple, fun browser games inspired by classic titles from the golden age of home computing.

Every game here is built with one goal: maximum fun with minimum complexity. One button. Clear rules. Easy to learn, hard to master.

Our first game, Perfect Alignment, is a love letter to the classic ZX Spectrum era — updated with modern visuals, sound effects, and a global leaderboard.

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